THE EXCERPTS ARE FROM SHORT STORIES PUBLISHED IN WEIRD
& WONDERFUL TALES
(summer 2008 edition)
A
Sense of Morality by Sue Kelly
The huge white
dog was walking down the hall, its plumed white tail waving
lazily with pleasure. James had frozen seeing it approach.
As it neared him its tail went down and its lips drew back
from it gums. With fangs exposed it growled warningly. The
woman owner blushed and tugged at the lead.
‘I’m so sorry. I don’t know what’s got into him, he usually
so friendly. He’s a Pyrenean Mountain Dog. They were bred
to guard the flocks you know, it’s why he’s so big. They
had to fight off wolves-’
The dog lunged at him, nearly tearing the lead from its
owner’s hand. James ducked back into his flat, slamming the
door behind him.
‘We need to move, the new tenant has a-’
‘I know I’ve seen it.’ Diane continued to paint her toenail
a deep almost pulsating purple.
‘Why didn’t you tell me, it lunged at me.’
‘Oh darling, did it give you a thrill?’
‘Stop laughing at me you bitch, it lunged at me!’
Diane laughed again. ‘You’re such a prissy man, you could
do with a bit of the wild-’
James pulled the door open, checked the corridor was clear
and quickly left before the dog could come back. As he
passed the new tenant’s door he heard the dog throw itself
against it.
Changelings by Teresa Holmes
Sybil Simpson
was a failure, she always had been. Not a successful
failure who could make things go spectacularly wrong, but a
failed failure. Sybil’s failures were a constant reminder
of her incompetence. Whatever she attempted seemed doomed
to failure. The world plotted against her. If she wanted to
turn left the road would immediately move to the right; if
she stretched up to lift something from a shelf the shelf
would grow several feet beyond her reach; if she dressed to
impress her outfit would act as a giant magnet for all the
dirt and grime in that sector of the universe.
Given Sybil’s capacity for disasters it was hardly
surprising that pets howled and hid whenever she entered
their territory; household items begged to be locked away
whenever she came near; and her family protected themselves
with a wide range of charms to ward off the evil that
accompanied the hapless Sybil. They also refrained from
informing Sybil that she was a witch.
‘Can you imagine the damage she’d do with a wand?’ Great
Aunt Patricia muttered between clenched teeth.
‘Or with spells,’ Sybil’s mother blanched at the thought.
‘No,’ they all agreed, ‘Sybil must never know she has
magical powers.’
She needed a familiar though, not to enhance her powers but
to help quell them.